I was sprawled out on surgical table with no pants. In the room were two nurses and one short, chipper doctor. One nurse was blond, in her late 40s, the other was Hispanic and in her mid [...]
I was reading an article in the New York Times titled “The Wage Gap Starts With Less Knowledge, and Lower Expectations,” about how parents treating their children differently depending on gender [...]
Mel and I were at her sister’s house, a large ranch home in central Idaho. We’d spent the night there, having traveled from Oregon the day before, and would be flying out in a few hours to [...]
I published a list of 4 things I really want for Christmas on my blog, and number 1 was sex with my wife. Not that we don’t have sex, we do. I was asking that we could have time for uninterrupted [...]
I was chatting with three coworkers about my daughter not sleeping. I obviously looked exhausted. We were in an office. Two of the coworkers were older than me, and had no children. The [...]
Buckle up, Friends! The time has come! This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Is Now Live! (Tell your friends! No… seriously!) This is the official book release. E-book $2.99 [...]
My 8-year-old went to the restroom wearing rollerblades. I heard a thud. I’m optimistic that he learned a valuable lesson.
Tristan came in the house wearing rollerblades. He’d been outside, riding around in the yard with the hose turned on, a short stocky boy, fully dressed in school polo and khaki shorts, spraying [...]