Everything Is Under Control

Text message with my wife about our 3-year-old:

Mel: how’s it going?

Me: Aspen started throwing food off the table, so I cleared it. While I was doing that, she pulled all the clothes out of her dresser. I got that cleaned up (sorta), and got her calmed down with a movie. As I was laying next to her, I realized she somehow put a strawberry in my pants. But don’t worry, I got it out! She’s asleep now. Everything is under control!

Mel:😂

Obviously she was at a loss for words. Probably because she was so impressed.

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